Fashionista Fashion Police

Fashionista: Fashion Police!

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I respect almost everything in fashion/art that is different—whether it be other people's personal style, or a fellow designer's latest collection—AND I almost always disagree with "worst dressed lists." With that said, there are some things I see on people that I just don't understand and it makes me want to hang my head in shame. (and I am sure many of you feel that way towards me and my fashion sense lol). There is a WRONG way to do "different" & this might be the classic case of me the pot calling the kettle black, but below are a few cases of celebs dressed in a manner that makes me seriously question... WTF?!

They are guilty of some serious fashion faux pas...

Brooke Hogan

I think this girl is a little notorious for her choice in wardrobe, and I actually like her. I enjoy watching Brooke Knows Best & although her music is whatever, I don't mind it. BUT... these outfits... are pretty tasteless & trashy.

Suggestion:

Dear Brooke,

If you insist on wearing cheetah print, atleast go with a classic cut dress!

One shoulder silk dress by Blumarine, $1,680 @ saksfifthavenue.com

Pair with...

Gold stud belt $55 @ topshop.com

Pair with...

L.A.M.B rhett shoe $349 @ piperlime.gap.com

Perez Hilton

The queen of the media has some really strange taste in fashion... really REALLY strange. I wish he would be more chic & fierce in with his outfit picks—and as for the middle picture—that better be faux fur! The only thing I approve of in all of this is the Hello Kittys on the shower cap.

Suggestion:

Dear Perez,

I don't get it. Please just stop. Try something like this instead:

7 for all mankind tux jacket $395 @ bloomingdales.com

Pair with...

Big Mac Tee by T.Rains (Traver Rains) $35 @ T-Rains.com

Pair with...

Marc by Marc Jacobs slim fit dark denim jean $188 @ saksfifthavenue.com

Christina Aguilera

Now that the XTina days are over (thankfully) I think she's over commiting such fashion atrocities... and I know the last dress in a more recent photo of herself isn't horrible, but I don't think its too fabulous either, and neither is the overbearing cleavage. Cover it up! As for the see-through little number: It can be seen as sexy when the top part is sheer and you can see the matching bra underneath, but never ever ever when the bottom is see through as well! Very tasteless choice in "LBD". No kudos to you, christina!

Suggestion:

Dear Christina,

Its not difficult to have sex appeal without looking trashy. Put those boobs away & get into one of these little black dresses instead:

Sequin strap dress by Herve Leger $1,250 @ saksfifthavenue.com

Pair with...

Mendel wedge bootie $595 @ bcbg.com

Pair with...

Jane Bollinger clutch $1,100 @ marissacollection.com

Lindsay Lohan

Love her as an actress, but all I can say is: trainwreck trainwreck trainwreck. Someone is in some serious need of fashion tape for the first dress...shouldn't your stylist always have that on hand?!! As for the other two looks... no thank you.

Dear Lindsay,

Stick with your typical black leggings look—they seem to be the safest for you:

Rag & bone leggings with mesh $250 @ shopbop.com

Pair with...

Mari tunic $118 @ marciano.com

Pair with...

Pairing a sheer top, usually black, with the same color lace/subtle detailed bra can be chic & sexy. One wrong move though, and it can look very wrong. See-through is cool only when the top has some tasteful print/pattern on it!

lace miracle push up bra $55 @ vicotiassecret.com

Mary-Kate Olsen

I have mixed feelings on the Olsen twins, especially because they always insist on wearing dead animals, but Mary-Kate in particular has some very... umm eccentric taste in how she decides to dress. NOT a fan, at all. Someone so beautiful and petite should be in things that are more smashing!

Dear MK,

The constant fur look is really disgusting. Poor animals. Why don't you opt for faux, wear clothing that actually fits, and try not to get lost in your dresses? Try this—faux fur is all the rage:

Ishii faux fur snow leopard jacket $402 @ shopsheboutique.com

Pair with..

Lacy floral dolman tunic $118 @ freepeople.com

Pair with...

Rock&republick skinny jean $209 @ emoda.com

Lily Allen

I like Lily Allen, I just don't like how she dresses. She needs to leave the pink hair to the professionals that can actually pull it off, stop wearing wedding dresses to magazine events, quit mistaking the daytime for some bondage lingerie show, and seriously do some major altering/taming on such a bold gown.

Suggestion:

Dear Lily,

I think you're rad, but I also think you need a major wardrobe makeover! Try this for something fun & cute:

silk one shoulder romper $100 @ topshop.com

Pair with...

Phillip Lim maribou feather sequin bolero jacket $950 @ net-a-porter.com

Pair with...

JCampbell berlin boot $209 @ freepeople.com

What other celebrities do you think have awful style? Do you agree/disagree with my picks? Comment below and let me know!

marialia

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Comments (23)

	autumnann: 10/23/2009 11:16 AM I'm very surprised but I agree with everyone of them! Great picks and good "makeovers" too bad they wont read this! hahaha
	angelofmercy401: 10/23/2009 11:21 AM Audrey O'Day is just sad, SHE needs a makeover over all of these people. Rihanna too, she used to look so classy but now she looks like a communist pirate.
	AudreyEllen: 10/23/2009 1:03 PM angelofmercy401 said: Audrey O'Day is just sad, SHE needs a makeover over all of these people. Rihanna too, she used to look so classy but now she looks like a communist pirate. Aubrey for sure.
	lottiepie: 10/23/2009 1:27 PM If that dress Mary Kate was wearing actually fitted her and she got rid of the squirrel round her head, she'd look great. Sienna Miller needs a make over too. Btw I love the Lily Allen look you did, I would totally wear it :)
	Miss Emerson Bow: 10/23/2009 1:41 PM 1. mary kate is a recovering anorexic, isn't she? She's going to have a lot of over sized clothes since that's a lot of what they wear. 2. there's no helping lindsay lohan... 3. some of the pictures of christina were from her dirty days. 4. all those clothes you're suggesting are RIDICULOUSLY PRICED. that's a rip off. I'll stick with my knock offs from TJ maxx, thanks.
	angelofmercy401: 10/23/2009 3:24 PM [quote=Miss Emerson Bow]1. mary kate is a recovering anorexic, isn't she? She's going to have a lot of over sized clothes since that's a lot of what they wear. 2. there's no helping lindsay lohan... 3. some of the pictures of christina were from her dirty days. 4. all those clothes you're suggesting are RIDICULOUSLY PRICED. that's a rip off. I'll stick with my knock offs from TJ maxx, thanks. money is not an option for these celebrities so I don't think it matters, the advice is really to them (despite the fact that I highly doubt they'd read it).
	marialia: 10/23/2009 3:32 PM mimieileen said: 1. mary kate is a recovering anorexic, isn't she? She's going to have a lot of over sized clothes since that's a lot of what they wear. 2. there's no helping lindsay lohan... 3. some of the pictures of christina were from her dirty days. 4. all those clothes you're suggesting are RIDICULOUSLY PRICED. that's a rip off. I'll stick with my knock offs from TJ maxx, thanks. i highly doubt i could have made suggestions for "celebrities" from places like forever21, urban outfitters, etc. theyre definitely not a rip off when they're by good designers, have fun with your knock offs!
	candyciggarettes: 10/23/2009 3:33 PM ahh lindsay lohan side boob. classic. & i dont even understand brooks jeans. makes no sense to mee. your picks are perfect! i can imagine them wearing the items xx
	Oh my gosh, it's Merle!: 10/23/2009 4:05 PM I agree a lot, but definitely not on Lily Allen. I mean, yes, in the photos you picked she tends to do really awkward and without fashion sense, but at other times she really looks great. for example in this photo I took of her at a concert. she wore a super cute floral print dress and beautiful, silver high heels. http://omgitsmerle.buzznet.com/user/phot os/lily-allen-cologne-germany/?id=55460121
	bitemeex13: 10/23/2009 6:19 PM Brooke Hogan....assless chaps...hahahahahaha
	louise: 10/24/2009 12:29 AM I agree with almost everything, but I really really like lindsay's dress in the middle picture ha.
	Rhianna Resolution: 10/24/2009 12:34 AM Brooke Hogan and Perez are just horrible messes. I agree with Miss Emerson Bow about the MK anorexia thing, but she could def go at least a size down lol. That last outfit you put together for Lily Allen is super cute.
	StarziScenery: 10/24/2009 2:15 AM I love your suggestion for Perez, it would suit him perfectly. I hate Lily Allens style, and the pink hair really didn't work for her. I agree with all of these
	stopthissong467: 10/24/2009 8:50 AM totally agree! sometimes celebs take their clothes WAY too far than they should.
	susiev: 10/24/2009 1:28 PM Brooke Hogan was for sure the worst. I can't even look at those outfits, its too much!
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